JohnK is a urban legend. His name has long been rumored as a voice of digital reason on audio web boards but he doesn't really exist. Anyone whom has claimed to have read his posts was probably just hallucinating from the effects of tube amp distortion.

Reports of people sighting him in person are always discredited by the claim that he has...........................a turntable arm where his hand used to be!!!

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.