I am offended that my announcement that I have found my true love, my eternal soulmate, my sun and stars, etc., etc. would be characterized as something as trivial as a "who are you lusting after tonight" thread! If I knew anything more about her than the pictures I've seen I'd really expand on the depth of my love for her. I guess rather than posting on a website I'll just talk to my wife about how much I love this other woman (I did send my wife the link so she'll know who I'm talking about).

Oh well, the real point of the thread was the jokes anyway. I thought they were kind of cute.