In weather newstoday, our radar shows Concord, New Hampshire encased in a very usual black cloud. Meteorologists are baffled by the cause.
Wait, this just in. We are just now getting reports that the mysterious black cloud over Concord is actually a giant flock of angry birds. Witnesses say people have fled indoors. All except one man who is running madly around in an Ultraman suite with a BB gun. Apparently, he has run out of BB's and is now leaping around in circles and frequently stopping to make an odd crossed arm gesture at the birds while screaming "Pew! Pew! Pew!".
More on this story to come.
