That kind of, er, umm, customization has been available on line for a long time. Get (off) with the program.

See, Cam! Jeez! I slide so easily into the gutter when you're around. You bring out the best in me.

And, for the record, since not one person has given a real answer, I prefer NOT to hear "Bob" under any circumstances of intimacy. I'm using that word loosley, of course.

Since it's so common a name in my generation, I knew there were at least a million Bob's that could have been cuckolding me----with total impugnity!


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.