I love out-of-context warning messages. I rotated batches of them for months on my email signature at work. You know, like...

This message may be monitored for quality control or customer service training purposes. This part not used. Ohio law requires valuables be deposited in safety deposit boxes. No Horse Hitching. Overhead Utilities. Not responsible for well-done steaks. Add toner. No stopping on bridge. Please notify management if this restroom needs attention.

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