I want to thank you all for your unwavering support of my bid to reclaim 'Bob' for myself.

The emotional outpourings were truly touching.

I'll never forget it. You know it.

Remember, it's only because of you guys that I own such a top-notch chainsaw.

If any of you were living under a bridge, I wouldn't give you the steam off my crap on Xmas eve to keep your hands warm.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.