Sorry, Jason. You're just too late for this year.
What I WILL do, though, is apply this greeting as a credit toward next year, in effect making you very early and prompt for THAT birthday.
And, as I keep records of these things including an averaged scoring system, your lateness this year will be easily offset by your very, very early 2012 greetings. Therefore, at least as far as scoring goes, it's a wash, Jake.
The rest of you could learn a little something here, and maybe consider wishing me a Happy Birthday for 2012 in the near future.
