Wedding crashers has some great ones. Among my all time favorite comedies....

Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels.

Kindly Leave!

You motorboatin son of a bitch!

Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

Mom! The meatloaf!