I usually get cuckoo when I hear that. After last evening's tornadoes, I gotta say, "That stuff never happens here."

If I'm going to be living in the Midwest without moving, I want my mortgage to drop by 50%.

And I guess I should due a preparedness training class for boredom, too!

What's next-----a crystal epidemic and Dew mouth?

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.