You know he hides the presents behind the dryer, right?
[deadpan] Yep.....

On a more realistic note, starters could be:

Thinking of you this Holiday Season....

Celebrating friendship and peace....

Wishing we could be with you....

Even over the distance, you are in our hearts.....

Please finish these with whatever comedic thought pops in your head.


Shawn

Epic 80/600 + M3's + M3 Algonquins + M2 Computer + EP125
I think I'm developing an addiction.