Oh my! That would be a bad case of Colonus Eruptus, where the colon tries to leap out of your body! Your insides are now your outsides! But come on down and I can fix anything for the low low price of one twenty nine ninety five!!!

[I figured with two references to Dr. Nick today, it was time to dust off the ol' Avatar and let Grover have a rest.]

Hi, ev'rybody!!!

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.