Originally Posted By: medic8r
The mind boggles. If I wrote down some of that stuff ... it'd make Donnie Darko look like Mary Poppins.


We're listening. OK, Go ahead. You MUST have someone who thinks he/she is a famous (or imagined-to-be-famous would be better) historical figure! Why not start there?

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.