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Can someone explain how this 15 year old got trapped in this 58 year old body?

I don't often compliment men for their appearance but to put it succinctly, if a 15 year old had the same number of life-experiences that you've had 58 years to enjoy (and not enjoy as is probably the case in some instances), they would probably look like a sausage left too long on the grill.

I guess what I'm saying is you look much better than a shriveled up sausage.

How's that for a compliment, huh?!