I think every state should outlaw big metal flashlights. Flashlight manufacturers are constantly turning out bigger and more powerful Big Metal Flashlights. Soon, gang members will outshine our poor overworked law enforcement officers. I understand there are even semi-automatic BMFs that can fire a beam EVERY time the button is pressed. Some video game entusiasts have reported hundreds of beams per minute! Sad and shocking news.
Some hope on the horizon, though. Congressman Ben "Just Say No To Vaseline" Dover wants to emulate the European Union and ban any and all electrically generated lights. He also wants to issue reflective eyeglasses or "shades" to our dedicated policeman. Let's hear it for the Congressman!
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