Ick. I hate processed cheese food snacks, other than Trader Joe's white cheddar popcorn. On the other hand, I do rather like Kraft Mac & Cheese, so there you are...

Yes, pickedled herring bits and pork rinds are more disgusting. Which is why I said "commonly eaten." Perhaps I should have said, "when averaged across the entire US."


I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!