Nah, my fingers aren't fat... they're just not good at delicate work.

I can't blame them... after 24 years of my modified hunt-and-peck typing, years of refusing to wear gloves during -35C winters, a few years of solving disputes by putting my knuckles into someone else's jaw, and having them stepped on countless times by eager middle infielders, I think the responsibility rests squarely on my shoulders.

Bren R.