OT:You know your old . . .
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You know your old when you and the wife go out on your 25th anniversary to a local roaring 20's theme restaurant, have a little wine, sneak over to your place of employment to have some brewski's, get more than a little loaded, call your son to give you a ride home and let everyone you know at your favorite message board that you are plastered. Whooppee!
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Re: OT:You know your old . . .
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One should never mix wine, beer and keyboards. The effects of the wine and beer disappear in the morning, sort of, but the embarassing gibberish you typed the night before will still be there.
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You know you're REALLY old when you read the embarassing gibberish you typed the night before......and you haven't been drinking
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Such as thinking ABBA is good?
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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When the hair folicals on your head are so plugged up that the hair can't get out. So it starts growing out of your nose and ears.
oz
"Life is what happens while your busy making other plans" John Lennon
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I'm with ya Oz.
At least once a week I find some long hair growing of the top of one ear or the other that just seems to have sprouted over night.
LIFE IS SHORT. DON'T BE A DICK.
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it's like your hair grew to 5'11" and your body grew to 6'
i'm starting to have some of the same issues!
"Chickens don't clap."
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I grew up to 5'9" and my hair grew with me.
I shrunk back to 5'5" and my hair stayed at 5'9"........
.....and then I walked out from under it.
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i got that old feeling the other day when i was talking with a lady i work with, and her 14 year-old daughter had come up to the office to visit.
we were discussing music, and the girl was excited about some band that is/was coming to town. she was talking about burning cd's, and ipods.. i was talking about cd's and records. the girl turned with a stone cold face and said, "i have never seen an actual record in my whole life". one, it made me feel old.. and two, she used the phrase "whole life", like 14 was on the down hill slide...?
if she only knew..
bigjohn
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