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HEY!! U KILLED HIM????? Dang! I came online to see if I can borrow him from you if you didn't need him. YOU KILLED HIM??! How cold can you be???

I think it was a conspiracy all along...

Yeh! I know! Something like Mark already killed the poor pachyderm and started the thread to spread the guilt around! Like,'hey, they all hated the elephant and wanted it killed anyway'!

I can rest easy......

Hey, it's Bray's fault!

Or, it's the elephant's fault for having the name SNUFFuluffagus.

What I can't figure out is the trail of peanuts going out the door from the room where I snuffed him.........

Dang, all the kids have already left for school.

They would understand the peanuts.

.....but not the flaming ducks.

I think we're going to need a congressional inquiry as to whether or not Mark acted alone. Where is the body? Has anybody contacted Zapruder for the film? Has a new annoying anamated signature icon been officially sworn in?

As to your insinuation about my bloodlust, I was not the one who originally promoted "killing" as opposed to "retiring" the Elephant. I guess in your line of work, there's just too much risk from allowing somebody to leave the organization alive.

That Banana business was hilarious.

Well folks, guess what?! Looks like the ele was smarter! Somehow sensing danger to his(?!) life (mebbe someone from the forum snitched)our friend somehow escaped his bed and ran over to India. All Mr.Mark could do was to waste a round of .357 Magnum from S&W on the ele's dummy! Watch this thread for realtime news update!!!!

And of all the places, guess where ele chose to go!
Ladies and gentlemen, PRESENTING...................






















































the UNSCATHED and UNTOUCHED, ELE, Live FROM India!!!!!

Oh for pete's sake.

He outsourced the elephant.