The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 13,840 Likes: 13
shareholder in the making
|
OP
shareholder in the making
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 13,840 Likes: 13 |
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
=============
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
=============
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
=============
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
=============
5. Sex [img]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_85.gif[/igm] is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
=============
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
=============
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
=============
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
=============
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
=============
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
=============
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex by the "Hot Sex Fairy" The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days......
M80s VP180 4xM22ow 4xM3ic EP600 2xEP350 AnthemAVM60 Outlaw7700 EmoA500 Epson5040UB FluanceRT85
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044
shareholder in the making
|
shareholder in the making
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044 |
Enjoy your drinkies tonight?
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 3,301
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 3,301 |
Wow Randy, there's more going on in Iowa than I thought.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 13,840 Likes: 13
shareholder in the making
|
OP
shareholder in the making
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 13,840 Likes: 13 |
Just trying to keep up with Ajax and his graphics. Actually it was a stupid chain letter that someone sent to met, I just cut off the part where you have to forward it on to a bunch of your friends, and then the Fairy shows up in 4 days, ha ha.
M80s VP180 4xM22ow 4xM3ic EP600 2xEP350 AnthemAVM60 Outlaw7700 EmoA500 Epson5040UB FluanceRT85
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034 |
Wow!...these Hallmark Greeting cards are getting more elaborate all the time!!
Gotta go E mail, can't figure out snail mail!!
Let's see now.....how do I access my wifes' account again?
Oh Yeah! gotta send her one of these!!
Rich.
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 16,441
shareholder in the making
|
shareholder in the making
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 16,441 |
Is the regular tactic not wirking with the wife lately? I tried the "but it'll make your hair shine!" line last week and that got me nowhere.
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,467
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,467 |
Hmm...the things I get to look forward to when having a wife...
M22s|VP100|QS4s|HSU STF2
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1
axiomite
|
axiomite
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 |
What if the Sex Fairy turns out to be some hulking 300 lb. behemoth named Bubba?
You will pay sirquack.
You will pay.
*********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 13,840 Likes: 13
shareholder in the making
|
OP
shareholder in the making
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 13,840 Likes: 13 |
You guys are to funny. Actually my wife enjoyed the email as well, it came from my dad.... LOL
Randy
M80s VP180 4xM22ow 4xM3ic EP600 2xEP350 AnthemAVM60 Outlaw7700 EmoA500 Epson5040UB FluanceRT85
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,235
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,235 |
And it does not relieve headaches. That's a lie!
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,339
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,339 |
Does too! Personal experience!
More than you wanted to know!
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044
shareholder in the making
|
shareholder in the making
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044 |
Dude, you noticed whether you had a headache or not once things started going?
Err, nevermind. That's definitely TMI.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034 |
I've noticed that just the merest posibility of said activities, and:
No headache, reduced joint pains, backache gone, the urge to run to the fridge has past, and the receiding hairline has moved foreward!
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,235
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,235 |
ALL RIGHTIE, THEN! Maybe some people just don't fit in that little window called the norm.
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044
shareholder in the making
|
shareholder in the making
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044 |
OK, if it fixes the hairline thing... well, nevermind.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 3,301
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 3,301 |
I wonder if the sex fairy would babysit for a couple hours so I could reap some of the benefits
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034 |
Unfortunately;
......the hairline returns to normal the next morning
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044
shareholder in the making
|
shareholder in the making
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044 |
Damn! I thought I had the answer. Sigh...
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034 |
Perhaps it's a good reason for more involved "study" to either proove or disprove your hypothesis.
A lot of further "testing" may be required!
Right??!
...hey, it's worth a try!
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044
shareholder in the making
|
shareholder in the making
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044 |
Sounds like a plan to me!
Well, not a very good plan. But a plan!
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 2,854
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 2,854 |
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044
shareholder in the making
|
shareholder in the making
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 18,044 |
Uh, Ray?
I'm not that desperate, thanks...
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 6,379 Likes: 7
axiomite
|
axiomite
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 6,379 Likes: 7 |
I think he typed "chocolate" but the spelling checker mangled it...
M60ti, VP180, QS8, M2ti, EP500, PC-Plus 20-39 M5HP, M40ti, Sierra-1 LFR1100 active, ADA1500-4 and -8
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034 |
I've discovered reciently, that a good quality furniature polish.....
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 3,602
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 3,602 |
In reply to:
One word - chloroform
"Pardon me, ma'am... does this rag smell like ether to you?"
Bren R.
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 6,379 Likes: 7
axiomite
|
axiomite
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 6,379 Likes: 7 |
M60ti, VP180, QS8, M2ti, EP500, PC-Plus 20-39 M5HP, M40ti, Sierra-1 LFR1100 active, ADA1500-4 and -8
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,235
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,235 |
Yeah, right! The surrender thread gets shut down, so we move on to kidnapping and date rape. You guys have to get out and socialize with the fairer sex a little more.
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034 |
Uh,....who amongst is talking about dating?
I think we're talking about LIVING with the fairer sex!!
I believe we're all talking about our WIVES!!
...I think so, anyway...
Rich.
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,235
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,235 |
Excusem waa! I guess I misinterpreted the chloroform/ether references. In ether case, I don't think Amie would like this kind of talk.
|
|
|
Re: The Sex Fairy
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034
connoisseur
|
connoisseur
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,034 |
Everything must be OK cus we haven't heard any neg comments from the audio prez!!
|
|
|
Forums16
Topics24,945
Posts442,486
Members15,617
|
Most Online2,082 Jan 22nd, 2020
|
|
0 members (),
1,184
guests, and
3
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
|