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#195281 - 02/06/08 05:42 PM United States Patent 5,163,447
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Registered: 02/05/06
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Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
Otherwise known as, The Musical Condom.

Who wouldn't like to have one of these for Valentine's Day?!

Maybe some of you gearheads can explain the subtleties of this to me. Or at least, better appreciate the effort that Paul Lyons of Southbridge, Massachusetts put into it. Follow the link provided by the patent number to get the juicy details, or click here.

There's an interview with the inventor here.

I'd love to hear the Axiom faithful's favorite songs to upload to this bad boy. The mind boggles.

"Back in the Saddle"?
"Hurts So Good"?
The Theme from The Simpsons?
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#195285 - 02/06/08 05:50 PM Re: United States Patent 5,163,447 [Re: medic8r]
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Loc: Leesburg, Virginia
Finally, a use for my collection of slide whistles!
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#195286 - 02/06/08 05:53 PM Re: United States Patent 5,163,447 [Re: medic8r]
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Is it tube based?

Damn, I'm a funny guy!
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#195287 - 02/06/08 05:55 PM Re: United States Patent 5,163,447 [Re: MarkSJohnson]
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The prophylactic works like this: record a song or message, put the prophylactic on, begin your business, then every time you thrust your recording is played out loud.


Who would want to hear the same music 6 times in a row?
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#195289 - 02/06/08 06:00 PM Re: United States Patent 5,163,447 [Re: MarkSJohnson]
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#195293 - 02/06/08 06:09 PM Re: United States Patent 5,163,447 [Re: pmbuko]
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Is the elephant on your avatar sneezing? I don’t get it
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#195294 - 02/06/08 06:11 PM Re: United States Patent 5,163,447 [Re: JaimeG]
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Right-click on it and view it in a separate window to see it full size. It's inflating itself.
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#195297 - 02/06/08 06:25 PM Re: United States Patent 5,163,447 [Re: pmbuko]
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ah I see.
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#195303 - 02/06/08 07:49 PM Re: United States Patent 5,163,447 [Re: JaimeG]
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Registered: 02/02/04
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Loc: Rochester, NY
I find it infinitely more satisfying when the wife sings while I am uploading.....

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#195313 - 02/06/08 08:30 PM Re: United States Patent 5,163,447 [Re: MarkSJohnson]
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Loc: Central,California
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Who would want to hear the same music 6 times in a row?

Yeah and for 4 hours straight.
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