Oh Dean, have you been hitting the garlic again?
Knoblauch wird durch die Luftwaffe verboten.
Well at least that kind is. 7 years 2 months and (runs out of fingers) 14 days, not that I’m counting.
With my luck, by then the lefties will have brought us national healthcare and the righties will use it as an excuse test everyone. I can’t count the number of times I’ve warned my lefty friends to be careful what they wish for.
Garlic related (the real kind), I freaked out a cashier at the grocery store the other day when I bought over a kilo of garlic. She looked at me quizzically so I looked around as if to check who was watching, then leaned forward and said “Vampires! Avondale’s crawling with them.” I love freaking people out.