Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea.
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I could probably make that one. I like playing Scrabble while getting shitfaced.
Deflecting...
Last edited by CatBrat; 04/05/11 02:17 AM.
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Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea.
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quiescent?
Is that a fancy word for unbuffoonish people getting drunk?
M3 and M80
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Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea.
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I vote for Denver! My sister lives there so when I got sick of hanging out with you all I could crash at her place.
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I could probably make that one. I like playing Scrabble while getting shitfaced.
Deflecting... We'll use Bob's Flexicon! quiescent?
Is that a fancy word for unbuffoonish people getting drunk? You've got it. . I vote for Denver! My sister lives there so when I got sick of hanging out with you all I could crash at her place. I'll keep track of ya, Peter. You ain't going nowhere, friend . Any more sisters in Denver? I like sisters .
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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This has potential.
First though, we need rules.... -- Misspell a word, take a drink. -- Correctly spell a curse word, give someone a drink. -- Correctly spell an obscene word, give someone two drinks. -- Misspell an attempt at a curse or obscene word and you have to chug your remaining drink.
Bob, as the non drinker and resident expert, you are the obvious choice to officiate.
EDIT:: Last minute rule change... -- Drunkenly knock over the board or mess up all the game pieces and Cam gets your sister.
Last edited by Murph; 04/05/11 12:08 PM. Reason: New Rule.
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I like those rules! It's very similar to drinking Jenga.
Sisters....!
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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My sister is 65 years old and overweight. Are you sure about that rule?
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Will a commercial sized garbage bag fit over her?
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Re: A Gripe and an Awesomely Bad idea.
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I'd be happy to officiate. Grad school taught me how to spend entire evenings as the only sober person in the room. It also taught me how to have MY fun the morning after.
"Ya know, Don, last night you told Sarah that you wouldn't sleep with her again if she had 3 poozles."
"Oh, My God! I did?"
"Yes, you did. Then on a napkin, you drew a diagram of where her "poozles" might be located, threw it in front of her, and started making out with Kathy."
"I'm a dead man."
"Well, then, you should go apologize to her right now. And don't forget to say you're sorry for whizzing on her suede jacket."
"Oh, shit! The jacket her brother gave her before he died in that motorcycle crash?"
"The same."
Sobriety has its percs.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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