"I just received your quote. That's a great price!" Doh!

Honey, I'm pregnant...................again!

<in conversation with manager> This job sucks... I mean, it's my job to do this, so that's fine!

You mean, that's illegal?

To go back and see Kelly Labrock in Weird Science.

Randy, you don't need a time machine to watch a movie.

who said anything about watching, lol.

I think what you need is a Fantasy Machine.

good song, Life is just a Fantasy....

I'd go back and tell myself about all of the bad on-the-job decisions I made so that I could have gotten rich during the 90's tech boom.

Oh, and I would have told myself NOT to buy that first house, and to stay at home with mom and dad for another 9 months after college and pay off my debt.

I could do both in the same trip, so where's the time machine? I'll be back before you know it. ;-)