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Re: The Official Shoutbox Thread
Kruncher #407439 09/25/14 12:18 PM
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BTW, you knew that I meant that they were concerned about their girlish figures, right?



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Kruncher #407440 09/25/14 12:24 PM
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Sadly, we can't buy liquor in our supermarkets. If we could, I'd make a point of sneaking bottles into thier piles so the clerk would have to loudly exclaim "I'm sorry Mam, but your 7 mini-bottles of Jack Daniels puts you over the 20 item limit."


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Kruncher #407441 09/25/14 12:26 PM
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Sorry, I guess I'm in a crude mood this morning.

I just noticed in the photo that I posted that the White one is not labeled as "Magnum". Figures.


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MarkSJohnson #407442 09/25/14 12:30 PM
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Mark, REALLY!?
What Store chain sells a 96 variety pack of Magnum ice cream bars! Hey, I'm all in on that!

/Jeff

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Kruncher #407444 09/25/14 12:55 PM
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It's a Costco special order from their Industrial Department.


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Murph #407460 09/26/14 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By: Murph
The game I like to play at the supermarket is is with those people that insist in putting the spacer bar between thier stuff and my stuff, no matter how much distance I leave between us. I'm always amazed at how paranoid some people get. Do they really think that the checkout clerk is going to mistake the 3' of empty space between thier pile and mine?

This behavior seems especially prevalent in senior ladies so now if they plunk down the stick and give me 'the look' that says "why didn't you put a stick down yourself, young man?" I pick up the stick and slide it way back in the holder rail where they cant reach it. Then I stand back and watch the look of panic on thier faces.


I place the space bar perpendicular to the belt sometimes. That unsettles people as well. And it will keep them from talking to you.


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MarkSJohnson #407461 09/26/14 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
BTW, you knew that I meant that they were concerned about their girlish figures, right?



Mark, wouldn't any one of those actuslly kill you?

Have you seen the TV ad where the beautiful young woman exits her car in stopped traffic to run over the tops of the vehicles ahead of her to get to the Magnum delivery truck? I think she thought it was carrying condoms.


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Nutty Dipped for her/his pleasure.

Notice how I even was politically correct with that crude remark. It's true, you CAN be crude and politically correct at the same time. Who knew?


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BobKay #407464 09/26/14 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By: BobKay

Have you seen the TV ad where the beautiful young woman exits her car in stopped traffic to run over the tops of the vehicles ahead of her to get to the Magnum delivery truck? I think she thought it was carrying condoms.


That actress has one of the best one liners ever in the film "the to do list"

She surprises a scruffy Bill Hader with the line " you got a dick under that poncho?"

Great movie. Hilarious.

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AAAA #407475 09/27/14 08:07 PM
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During my years in Tucson and Cohcise County, I wish I had a dollar for every time I've used that line.

Seriously though, Bill Hader is great! He's so "off" and has no shame.

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