Adrian - have a happy!
Based on the suspicious juxtaposition of a common birthdate, are you and Tom belated related womb denizens?
JP can probably explain the genetics/potential mutation that occurred may have occurred when he shows up, but he is currently in TOM'S birthday thread applying some type of digital therapy to Mark and confusing Sean with some type of sleight of fingers.
I am a bit confused myself, as you can see, but I have to ask - do you know Inigo Montoya or does he only go to Ken's birthday parties?
Wow, at some point we should all get together and hash this out over beers.
In any event, many happy returns to you.