International Talk Like a Pirate Day
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Aye. mateys, the calendar hath done turned full circle again.
Today, answer all your phone calls and greet your friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, matey!"
A tip of the ol' pirate hat to tomtuttle. As Blackbeard himself said, "Damn ye, yellow-bellied sapsuckers, he's a better man than all of ye milksops put together."
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Arrrr! I be goin' with "Avast, ye scurvy dog!" as a greetin' today.
'course, caller ID be useful.
bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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I be flyin the Jolly Roger at me desk...
"A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" Churchill
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I have a right funny joke for ye scurvy dogs.
So, a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why be ye' wearin' a bleedin' paper towel on 'yer head?"
"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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Pirate to man with two women stranded in row boat:
"Ay, matey, are them your oars?"
"No, they're me sisters!"
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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Just a friendly reminder that tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Hard to believe another year has passed us by. I just discovered this festival and will see if the family is interested in going. ARGH!
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Tomorrow, I will go early to work and fill the water cooler with rum.
*********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
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I just got a new job, working with Sean!
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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We hired Ken because he can type well with a hook.
*********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
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