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Re: The Official Shoutbox Thread
Kruncher #404446 05/21/14 12:50 PM
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I went through a McDonald's drive thru on the way to work this AM. After sitting on my desk for 45 minutes, the coffee is now at the temperature I like to drink it.


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Kruncher #404463 05/21/14 04:54 PM
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McDonald's "food" is an oral suppository. I bet you had to change your diaper shortly after consumption.


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Kruncher #404464 05/21/14 04:56 PM
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Pfffft.. PJ has been toilet trained for months already!


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Kruncher #404467 05/21/14 05:07 PM
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Some people use fiber supplements, I eat a sausage mcmuffin and drink a large warm coffee. Same results!


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Kruncher #404509 05/23/14 12:20 AM
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Since I was in the same province, I made a short stop at Axiom for a visit and speaker updates. It was nice to see Ian, Deb and Noreen again.

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onn #407420 09/24/14 09:00 PM
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I was just at the supermarket. I HAD only 19 items in my cart on my way to the 20-items-or-less register, but I passed Twizzlers and Mini P-nut Butter cups, and a coupla/three items more on my way, and, well, I ended up with 24 items.

I let the man with one item behind me go ahead of me.

The next guy in line had about 12-15 items in his cart. I apologized for having four more than I should. He said he let go of that kind if stuff years ago. "Good for you," I said. "The less stress the better."

As the cashier was bagging (I always help bag) the last couple of items, I held out my charge card for her. The man behind me said, "Thank God it's a card. If it had been I check book, I would have lost it!" LMAO!!


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BobKay #407427 09/25/14 06:04 AM
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That story was four funnier than it should have been.

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Kruncher #407428 09/25/14 10:01 AM
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It's the way Bob tells it.


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Kruncher #407432 09/25/14 11:51 AM
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The game I like to play at the supermarket is is with those people that insist in putting the spacer bar between thier stuff and my stuff, no matter how much distance I leave between us. I'm always amazed at how paranoid some people get. Do they really think that the checkout clerk is going to mistake the 3' of empty space between thier pile and mine?

This behavior seems especially prevalent in senior ladies so now if they plunk down the stick and give me 'the look' that says "why didn't you put a stick down yourself, young man?" I pick up the stick and slide it way back in the holder rail where they cant reach it. Then I stand back and watch the look of panic on thier faces.


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Kruncher #407435 09/25/14 12:02 PM
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Murph, they just don't want the checkout girl thinking the 96-pack of Magnums are for her.

Can't fault them, really.


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