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Hey guys, Can one of you help me with my avatar sizing? I messed up a little and I would like to get it right.
Gerry

send me your avatar pic and i will resze it for ya.

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Just use this one:

Beautiful, Thankyou
Gerry

looks like he gained some weight

It's my pre Christmas wieght gain plan!

Ummm, Peter?

Can you do the opposite with mine and make me thinner?

... and do something about the eyes while you have the file open

Don't tempt me.

The original file was horizontally compressed, so it made him artificially skinny. I just restored the correct proportions, honest!

John wrote:

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and do something about the eyes while you have the file open

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Now wouldn't you feel bad if I didn't Photoshop my eyes and I told you that they look like this in real life due a horrible accident that occurred while I was breaking in speakers with really, really expensive cables from my wooden-knobbed amp that was on a sand-filled rack while playing a CD that was sprayed and lacquered to exercise ghosts from my system??

Wouldn't you feel bad knowing that I gave my eyes to a hobby that we both enjoy?

exorcise -- I'd hate to see you going through the trouble to get ghosts into shape. It's hard enough getting them to break a sweat.

Sorry-
I can't read my own posts due to these EYES!

Are you related to Marty Feldman?

Funny you should ask:

My Dad LOOKS like Marty Feldman, drank like Foster Brooks and dressed like Charles Nelson Reilly.

Thirty percent of the readers on this board have a funny mental image and 70% didn't have a clue as to what I'm talking about. THAT'S what makes me feel old!

this may be way to revealing but i only know who charles nelson riley is lol

I'll never forget the first time I saw Foster Brooks. Johnny Carson had him on the Tonight show and introduced him as a remarkable High School principal who had won some sort of an award. I was aghast at this obviously drunk man being on national television. Foster played it beautifully. He was horrifically embarrassing at first, and slowly got sillier and sillier, then absolutely hysterically funny. Finally, Johnny revealed the joke and introduced him properly. It was a memorable experience. For the uninitiated, Foster Brooks played the most convincing, hilariously funny drunk I've ever seen.

Your right Jack, I remember seeing him playing the drunk many times. He was very believable and so funny.

Only fair to post a pic of the queen as well...



Damn he was funny on Match Game.

S'ok, I only know who Marty Feldman is. "There wolf. There castle!"

I should mention that I don't actually know who those guys are, but my grandmother told me about them.

As long as we're mentioning Hollywood Squares, we would be remiss to not mention Paul Lynde.

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As long as we're mentioning Hollywood Squares

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actually, i think it was the match game..

and my vote goes to the lyrical, rhyming genius, nipsy russell. he was always my favorite.

bigjohn

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As long as we're mentioning Hollywood Squares, we would be remiss to not mention Paul Lynde.

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I think you're getting games and queens mixed up.

Paul Lynde may have been a queen, but he was the FUNNIEST damn queen I've ever seen. My entire family was on the floor because of his answers on Hollywood Squares.



Due to Paul, and Charley Weaver, we spent the entire show on the floor.

AMAZING!!!

jack still has an old black & white that he can pull screen prints from.

if thats not technology, then i dont know what is?

bigjohn

Hey! Look at my avatar. Great black and white picture, AND a modern sound system. How can you beat that?

Uhh, Ajax, your avatar is color.

DOH! That's my sound system. The TV is showing the picture of Charley Weaver to which John refered.