Okay, two theories. One is that Axiom is taking extra time to make personalized plates for all of the preordered amps as a further show of kindness for believing in their new product category.

Or...

They've become emotionally attached, and they can't let go. I swear I can be a good parent. Give me your child, Axiom.

I have another theory. Summer.

Remember that we only have a couple of months to clear away the last of the melting snow then start laying in firewood and moosemeat for the next winter.

Summer was already my least favorite season!