that special something? Now, you can restore his doglihood.

Complete models starting at only $819. Plus vet fees. In 3 firmness levels.

This, sadly, is not a joke. However, I will not refrain from ridiculing anyone who has purchased this product.

I sent that website to a friend some time last year. He's a vet. Some of the products he sees...way out there.

I'm sure. I would bet that many people already knew about this. However, the addition of the new high end models and the Three Firmness Levels made me chuckle.

Ok i stopped reading at the title.
The fact you looked at their options Ken, has me worried.

You know if you're done having kids, the puff of smoke option is far less drastic than the neuter.

I heard about those a few years ago. Ridiculous, but some dogs might miss the feel. Licking an empty scrote might not be as satisfying.

Saw the thread title and thought - "Neuticles!"

How did you wander upon them now, Special K?

Im just glad you said "Might not be" instead of "Wouldnt be"

Hmmm...

" Eliminate most scars up to two years old on pets. Simply massage CTI-ScarGon® sparingly on scar twice a day and see permanent results within 14 days. "

Is this to make the neuticle incision go away?

this thread reminds me of those rubber testicles you can get to put on your truck's hitch ... IIRC, they come in different sizes as well.

Whats next, a fake swollen belly and enlarged nipples for my fixed female dog.

C'mon, admit it, you wanted to say "for my spayed bitch", didn't you?!

Sounds like me after Italian food.


Ha, just try and get that image out of your head!

Unfortunately I can't, don't know if I'll sleep tonight.

You know, it's kinda disturbing me, too.

I'm glad we went to Outback.

HomeDad's wife probably knows that if you're lucky (or unlucky, really), you can get a big belly and swollen nipples from Risperdal, one of the antipsychotics I prescribe.

It causes appetite to increase, and in rare cases it will cause gynecomastia.

BTW, I suspect that the picture on the link is of Sean after lunch at Olive Garden.

Yeah, I have to wear a bro when I jog.

It's called a Manzier!!!

heh heh, I love Sienfeld.

Actually, I remembered them after hearing about the Florida legislature talking about outlawing those incredibly tacky, tasteless things. Yes, I will also ridicule you if you have truck balls.

Correction--I wear a sports bro when I jog, and a Manzier when I'm on a date.

Does your lady friend find it easy or difficult to undo your Manzier?

She usually just twists it all up with my back hair.

What about a Nutz keychain?

I got this one at the merch stand on the last Negative Orange tour!

I love that bit about "go get a sense of humor." That's not a joke, that's just tacky. A joke is, in point of fact, something that is funny. Fake nuts are not funny.

OK, neuticles are funny, but not in the same way people think truck nutz and the like are funny.

And then we have the good ol' prairie oysters.

Dare I ask why they have ice cream cones on them?