Damn, you're right. I forgot about those.

Technically not barbecue but I'll still try it.

You could even leave off 'technically'. 'T'ain't cooked over a flame or with smoke, but melt-in-your-mouth is accepted by my palate regardless of cooking method.

So you are saying he's a bastard

Diabetics can't do "The Real Thing".....

That's what Coke Zero is for.

Diet Coke stomps all over Coke Zero, and Diet Pepsi trumps them both.

Edit: Although I can't say I have tried to cook pork with them

Ah, so you like the tastes of nutrasweet. Ick.

Ahh, but you have it precisely wrong.

I'm a Dr. Pepper guy, myself.

I can't drink regular soda much, I am not a diabetic but I just get an instant headache from the sugar... And it leaves your teeth feeling weird Diet Dr. Pepper is great too.