Could you, I dunno, set up a webcam first or something? Because I've gotta see this.

A slider to the inside. It's the only way.

Take her to White Castle to dine in?

Diamonds come after you have a wife, so maybe a wife is man's worst enemy . I'm obviously single and happy

In my case that was 100% true. Since I chose her, does that make me my own worts enemy?

Good lord, Fred. How evolved is your wort that it has its own enemies?

I like the Ron White routine where he is ruminating on DeBeers advertising slogans, and he admires the truth of "Diamonds: Render her speechless" equating to "Diamonds: That'll shut her up".

Tom, you forgot about the "....for a while" part.

Quite evolved. Or maybe that was a Freudian slip? My ex is but a wart on the skin of life?

Heard this joke recently after one of the big down days for the stock market:

"I lost over half my money...and I'm still married to my wife."