I never put on any feasts, actually I never even had a kitchen table. I always ate at my desk or with the plate on my lap while watching t.v.

Dinner tables magically appear in front of any flat, image projecting screen.

I decided to have a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich, since there's nothing better than having two nuts in your mouth.

You teabagged yourself in a tasty fashion.

Now I know why you are having a hard time getting a girlfriend.

I swear I'm not as fat as I sound.

"two nuts in your mouth" ......I don't think it was fat sounding......

Okay, so I'm not actually eating any of them tonight, but I had to stock up while they were on sale, so now I'm set for a while. Hopefully they all turn out to be decent flavors.

As the local wet blanket, I feel the need to mention that I don't buy ice cream any more, since they've downsized the cartons (both recently and a few years back.) I believe they're down to 1.5qt for the same price as a 1/2 gallon used to be, if not more.

Oh, they're actually smaller? Still, bought at $2.88 apiece as opposed to $6.39 apiece, so at least there's that.