The Deaf Monk has done it again. A breakthrough in the audio industry: tiny dots. That's right, get them now. Little tiny, itsy-bitsy dots that stick to your speakers or amps or CD players, and make it sound so much better. Greatest invention ever. Sold here: Magic Dots.

Applications:
For Loudspeakers, the 3mm White Dots are made specifically for loudspeaker domes like tweeters and midranges. They are NOT for cone midranges or woofers. Use up to 3 dots per dome driver.
For Electronics, the 3mm White Dots can be used on the following:
• ALL solid state devices: integrated circuits, voltage regulators, digital chips, 1 dot per device
• Output transistors: 1 tuning dot (please degrease transistor first)
• Medium size octal base vacuum tubes –- tip of key pin: 1 tuning dot per tube
• 9 pin miniature vacuum tubes –- centered on bottom: 1 tuning dot per tube
For Erectile Dysfunction: place 3 dots on the do-dad, stand on your head and stare at the dots for 30 min. It will work like never before.

The Deaf Monk does it again! I think putting 3 dots on your do-dad might have the wife/girlfriend sending you to the gynecologist to get checked out though.

Delusional people can be really funny sometimes, if they're not the scary kind.

Huh? Someone call me?

Very good, Charles; you're one step closer to audio(and marital)nirvana. We should all be concerned that we "dissipate mechanical vibrational energy" that's screwing up our lives. More can be done however, and there are conscientious merchants who stand ready to help us. For example, this list of audio "products" should be carefully considered(by those willing to listen with an open mind and "Just trust your ears", of course). Since my undergraduate degree is a B.S. in Chemistry, I'm especially interested in reading about chemical BS and this product of theirs certainly falls within that category. The price of about $150 for 15 ml might seem a bit high to some, but remember that only one drop is necessary to season a CD.

I have to admit, I did not know that. Given that knowledge...no, still nothing...

I think these working in conjunction with my gold fuses should really provide me with the increase in audio fidelity I've been searching for.

I'm sorry. Is this site for real? I mean, they sell a 350 dollar power cable.

With a little looking, you can find many sites that will try and sell you a $350 power cable. Welcome to the mad world of high end idiocy audiophilia.

Actually, you don't need to search the internet for $350 cable...I can sell you some, even higher priced if you want It may look like $30 Phillips cable from Walmart, but it's actually been bombarded with Nutrinos at the sub-atomic level from deep space by the Deaf Monk, a very expensive and dangerous procedure.

Mmmmm....Nutrinos....

HaHa!!

The Monk was not happy to hear, I mean learn, of your infringement on his name. He has unleashed his team of deaf attorneys to seek retribution. As you can see, he is very unhappy now!

Ho-lee-crap, that guy's been geo-thermalized! must be from the Volcano.

Yes, lava is hard on the skin.

Considering the Deaf Monk was engulfed by the eruption of the volcano in my last "Tales from atop the Volcano" cartoon, that picture is quiet accurate.

This story definitely needs another cartoon but I don't have the time.

Dude, you really need to eat that cake. It's going to get stale.

I tried but I'm LCD intolerant.

And for those of you who need dots for a larger application, now available in Super Dots (only $318.00)