The Vatican Dumpster will reveal no more of its secrets; no more intrigues, private deals, criminal cover-ups, backroom politics, no assassination plots. The butler must leave the country---now!
Thanks to all have rummaged around in here with us. It’s been a bit of everything; informative, surprising, revealing, maddening, sad, funny, fun, no fun at all, head-scratching and, at times, “WTF” and “Oh, no he di’n’t!”
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I never wanted to run in an election, but I always thought it'd be cool to die in office.