That was the most requested one when it was first published, so I know there are too many of them out there for me to ever hope to retrieve them all.
Enjoy it in good health and with my blessings.
I'm being good. Do you know how tempted I am right now to drag this thread through the filthiest, meanest, most politically incorrect gutter I can mentally muster? Well, do you?
No Shoutbox! Harumph! Shit all over my new spring white bucks, why don't ya?
Really, this is just the same as if I went over to Chris' house and wiped myself with his brand new bathrobe. Dis, dis, dis!
I never wanted to run in an election, but I always thought it'd be cool to die in office.