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OK, I think I'm going to run a weekly (hopefully not daily) contest. Anyone who can guess what my 17 month old son Diego put into my ported Hsu VTF2 gets to keep what's in there.

I caught him on Saturday w/ a stack of toys being shoved inside. Here's what I found:

I've grown a fondless for soy milk. It doesn't curdle like cow's milk but it does create a good chunk of tofu.

I thought I was done but as I watched CSI last nite, my sub started to rattle. I thought, great, my sub is now screwed up. Opened it up and found this:

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Anyone who can guess what my 17 month old son Diego put into my ported Hsu VTF2 gets to keep what's in there.

Keeping my fingers crossed he can shove a Ferrari in there.

If it is a hotwheels, there is a good chance.

LOL!

They're going to have to start putting grilles on subwoofer ports for those with small children.

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... guess what my 17 month old son Diego put into my ported Hsu VTF2 ...

Go Diego Go!

Oh, those puckered ports! As BigJohn showed us(in a different context), they can be irresistably attractive.

A few months ago our then 3 month old kitten crawled into one of the ports of my SVS PB12-Plus, that was not a happy day for me, thankfully she didn't go all the way inside, however she DID manage to get completely turned around and poke her head out.

- D

Did you get a picture of that?

I want an action shot. Or a "caught red-handed" picture -- you know, right after you yell, "Diego! WTF do you think you're doing?!?!"

Those are priceless.

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I want an action shot. Or a "caught red-handed" picture -- you know, right after you yell, "Diego! WTF do you think you're doing?!?!"

Those are priceless.

I've already caught him a few times. And I'm not including the times he stands on the sub. I yell and he laughs. I even take the toys away and put them in the toy box. Sure enough, he goes right back to the toy box and starts over. He's more persistent than me...

Note to self: Bring a size gauge with me when toy shopping for my kids. All toys must not be able to fit through a hole the same diameter as the sub port.

Or just glue/weld a big bar across any smaller toys so they don't fit...

They'll think all G.I. Joes come with the 10' scale Battle Gas Pipe on their shoulders.

Bren R.

Man, my kid's lucky that he's cute...

Today we have:
- Sippy cup w/ cow's milk, fortunately only a few hours old
- Bottle of hand lotion
- 2 used chopsticks
- metal bar from a picture frame
- Princess Barbie toothbrush
- plastic star topper
- 3 pcs of Lego
- Koosh
- plastic straw
- 2 plastic balls
- 1 tennis ball

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Lego's gets my vote, my kids love em. I just hate to step on those little buggers in the middle of the night, ouch.

Times like this, I'm glad my sub is sealed.

Daaaaaaaad! I can't brush my teeth. Somebody stole my toothbrush.

Daddddddy, wherrrrrrre is my "Wilson" smiley ball, blaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa Wilsonnnnnnnn I'm sorrrrrrryyyyyyyy, waaaaaaa waaaaaaa blaaaaab"