So, I'm curious. Is this rich girl going to get away with her shinanigans or what?! I hope they lock her up for as long as they can, let those jailladies have a shot at her. Maybe they'll remember those racist videos from youtube where she's spouting off at some party.
Or should she be let free to continue to inspire us young ladies? Between her, Sh!tney, and Linsey Ho=hand, what's a young girl to do? Where are the wholesome role models like they used to have, like Elvis, Michael Jackson, and Madonna?!? Ha ha
You Go Girl!
Nice boots
It will give her an excuse for a new reality show.
The Simple Life: Between the Bars!
There are competing petitions on the web:
Free Paris Hilton has just over 20,000 votes.
Jail Paris Hilton has over 41,100 votes.
Don't do it, Governator! Pardon her, that is.
Burn Her!!!
She is so entitled. She could use a comeuppance.
The
Germans have a word for what I'm feeling now.
It's time she pays the price for doing as she pleases.
I can't stop staring at the avatar.
I think they should take all the hot women caught drunk driving in any given month, get them good and drunk and naked, then have them drive transparent convertibles through obstacle courses in a stadium. The one to finish the course with the least damage to herself and the car gets her sentence cut in half.
Only if Mark's Johnson gets to photograph it for the boards!
"Whith waaay ith the finith liiine? Ow my head ... Hey, that broad's naaaked! Wait, why am I naked? omigo<hurllllll/>"
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Only if Mark's Johnson gets to photograph it for the boards!
I'd love to brag and say otherwise, but it barely knows how to hold the camera steady and has no understanding of exposure whatsoever. 
Mark, you're supposed to say it has a built in tripod.
Yes, I agree: burn her!!, but who's Paris Hilton?
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but who's Paris Hilton?
Are you serious! 
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Almost.
Paris Hilton was born on February 17, 1981 in New York City into the Hilton family and, along with her three younger siblings, is heir-apparent to the vast Hilton hotel and real estate dynasty. 
I heard she liked classical music John.
Well, then the money and whatever this jail thing is about can be overlooked.
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I heard she liked classical music John.
Yeah, she is a classically trained skin flutist...
I think I'm beginning to get the picture.
Wow...I only expected that stuff from peter! lol...
Just to keep it rolling, here is some "priceless" advice for Paris from another website:
1) Two cartons of Marlboro red boxes makes a few quick friends and will get you that first tat.
2) Colgate tooth brushes sharpen the quickest and easiest.
3) Six cans of coke in a pillowcase kicks a lot of asses.
4) Short hair is harder to pull.
5) “But I’m on my period” won’t work quite as much as a quick punch to the throat.
6) The tunnel is two cells over but it’ll really cost you.
7) “You wanna be the husband or the wife?” is a trick question.
I liked her in South Park the best so far. Excellent acting skills, screen writing and top notch directing.
I predict "45 Nights in Paris" is going to become a sequel to her most famous film.
OK, I'm gonna vent a little. Paris is out of jail after a little more than three days behind bars. Could the LA judicial system coddle celebrities any more? Private cell, special wing away from the general public, release due to some mysterious "medical condition."
Anybody that lives in the greater LA area, take a little more care on the roads today. OK, spiffnme?!
What, 3 days? That's freakin' ridiculous.
What do you mean *3 days*? Everyone knows she actually spent 5 days in the slammer .... from a local newspaper:
"The celebrity inmate was sent home from the L.A. County jail's Lynwood lockup shortly after 2 a.m., a stunning reduction to a sentence that already had been cut from 45 to 23 days because of "good behavior." Another two days were lopped off the original 45 since she checked in late Sunday and left early Thursday, earning credit for five days served. 
God, I can't believe I've actually responded to anything related to Paris Hilton ... that's sad.
Yeah she was complaining that her jail cell was to cold and she could not sleep. Also, the jail would not let people deliver flowers to her, what a panzy....
This is the real reason behind the "medical condition" (mostly safe for work, I'd say!)
Bren R.
I was wondering if someone would post that one...
>> (mostly safe for work, I'd say!)
Where do you guys work ?
She's baaaack! I love it. Behind bars again. I believe it's for the full 45 days too. We'll see how long THAT lasts and what her lawyers may come up with next... what lunacy.
Turning into a regular soap opera.
That's a sad commentary on today’s society.
It's Saturday, almost Sunday, and I can't believe there haven't been any further comments about poor Paris since Friday.
Man, I can't believe it's already Sunday morning. In a few hours, it will be Sunday afternoon.
She's in jail. The world is safe. What's to talk about ?
Can I just say that I can't believe this undeserving wretch was even brought up on this fine forum?
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She's in jail. The world is safe. What's to talk about ?
Ummm, I guess nothing will happen until the book comes out. I bet Peter can come up with a good title.
Did I mention that I'm really bored.
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Can I just say that I can't believe this undeserving wretch was even brought up on this fine forum?
I'm also in the "If I can't know how many people died in Darfur, I don't care what a spoiled skeezer is up to" camp.
Bren R.
I first read the subject of this thread too quickly and it came out as
"what is up Paris Hilton".
Ha ha, we all know the answer to that one - Wilmer Vilderrama!
I dunno, I think the story of how she bought her way out of prison (one way or the other) is an important commentary on our modern justice system and value structure.
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I dunno, I think the story of how she bought her way out of prison (one way or the other) is an important commentary on our modern justice system and value structure.
I'm sure that's what Speakergrrl meant when she posted originally. I kind of miss her ...
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I kind of miss her ...
Where's she been? Summer break already?
Maybe she and danhornyman7 ran off together ...
Maybe she's in jail? All of the cool girls go there.
Maybe since no one bit, the FBI took her off of the Axiom forums and moved her somewhere else?
Bren R.
BrenR,
Perhaps, it was NBC's "Dateline".................I wonder if any of you guys are gonna be on tv?
I bet she bought a different brand of speakers and is too ashamed to tell us. Bose?
I didn't know the Paradigm lobby was that powerful.
