Avast, me hearties! 'Tis
National Talk Like a Pirate Day!
One day those scurvy dogs from BOSE will be down in Davy Jones' locker. 'Til then, maties, pass the rum! ARRRGH!
I took an IQ test and it recommended that my career be a pirate.
How weird!
Arrrgh, at least ye di'n't 'ave t' lis'en all morn' t' a buncha land-lubbers talk about their mothers and how their Concerrrrrrta is not controllin' their ADHD!
Hey, no one mentioned National Video Games Day last Wednesday. I guess it's cooler to pirate games than to play them.
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! I have a bit of a humourous quip fer ya!
Knock, knock.
Who be knockin' on my cabin door?
Argo.
Argo who?
Arrr, go foock yerself.
Arrrgh, I fine thee 5 doubloons for bad punnery. Pay up or walk the plank!
There's no way I'm giving 5 doubloons to a singloon.
Oh yeah? Now it's 10! 50! 1 billion! 1 gazillidillion!
Didn't you kill the Gazillidillion in your last seafaring adventure?
Alas, no - his visage still haunts me dreams at night and holds me brain in an octopus grip all day. I trawl the seas and am ever vigilant for his purple and turquoise crest! You'll git yers one fine day, gazillidillion!
Check ou' this english t' sea dog translator.
Pirate Translator Aye, or this one, me matey...
Pirate Translator #2
Let me jus' take this opportunity t' say that I be very glad that sea dogs 3 t'ain't comin' t' HD DVD!
Here be a link t' some Pirate Laws. I like #2:
Parrots be t' preferred pirate companion. Monkeys be an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they be an awesome substitute, arrrgh.
Arr, yer url be scurvy, ye dog! Did ye not be previewing first, ya landlubber?
Hey, be careful. He may /utl you, too.
Arrr, mateys!
I be recyclin' this thread! The cursed day be comin' again on Friday! Ye best be ready, or you'll be walkin' the plank! Ye scurvy dogs!
Arrr!
How to Talk Like a Pirate
Arf!!
No, dangit, that's leftover from "Talk Like a Dog" day. Got four days to practice.
Arrrrgyle socks. . .
(getting closer)