So many things going against them....
#1. They're white.
#2. They're Swiss.
#3. They're scientists.
Certain rap-handicaps can be overcome, see Eminem. But all of these facts, taken together...well... I'm not hopeful.
My all-time favorite rap spoof is 'Time to Part-Tea'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK_91Q0v-8cStill cracks me up.