Ahoy thar matie! Today beith talk like a pirate day!

Far all ye that can't talk like a pirate, here be a translator far ye...

Talk Like A Pirate Translator

Translator my arrrrrse! If ye can't be talkin' like a pirate, unassisted-like, then ye be havin' no business talkin' like one. Arrrrrr!

Aye... You be a good and wise pirate. Don't ye let any o' those imposters in on our talks.

Me wee doggie just had her eye removed due to glaucoma that di'n't respond to meds. She be recuperatin' nicely. Me wife has plans to get her a soft leather eye patch, arrrrgh.

Yoo hoo, mateys! My eye patch is just fabulous! Raarr.





What? Some scurvy dog be writin' "Talk Like a Gay Pirate" on me calendar!!!

What be ye referrin' to with th' word "wife"? Be ye not meanin' "wench", ye scurvy dog?

HA!

Ar. Ar? Aaaaaar. Ar ar ar aaar aar aar ar Doc ar ar aaaaargh. Arrrrrr. Aarr ararara arr ar ar arrrr aarrr ararr.

Arr, here be my newest bumper sticker, arrrr

Arr, it do remind me of an SCA event, whar there be pirates for no reason! Arr, cursed anachronisms!

Anachronisms be so cursed, some git decided to create a whole society for them! (shiver me timbers)

Me other bumper sticker says, "Pirates always get more BOOTY", haw haw haw.

Pirates these days talk more like:

"Gimmi ur lutes, yo"

That must be hell on the bard community.

Here be a comic for you, mateys. Arr.

Ye brought a tear t' m'eye, ye bast'd.