AC/DC's Brian Johnson

Wow, he's 61. Wonder how his vocals sound. More specifically, I'm scared that they will sound like a senior citizen.

Doing the math, I realize that he's closer to John McCain's age than Barack Obama's age. Fascinating.

iTunes isn't good for the industry, they're in it for the money... so we're selling exclusively through Wal*Mart?!?

Double-ewe, tee, eff?

Bren R.

Yeah, sure...

Such a bogus line: Wal-mart's the only big retailer that's carried all of our albums. So we're not going to let anyone, big or small, sell them.

I smell money.

Bren's hypocrisy detector sets the industry standard.

Well done, sir.

AND Bren did it in about 5,000 fewer words than I was going to use.

Thanks, buddy. What a relief.

That's soooo funny.

But Tom had memorized all his talking points and everything!

What a gyp, eh?

I'm a man of few words and fewer thoughts.

Bren R.

We are men of action. Lies do not become us.