Dear Abby:
My wife is dragging me to the Rocky Horror Picture Show on Halloween. How much will it suck?

(I was going to put a poll in my post (ouch!!) but that doesn't seem to be an option anymore....)

That's why I'm afraid of Blu-ray "BD-Live". I'm always expecting rice on my head, water pistols and so on... I have put "Twister" far away from the player.

Sucker and your room sucks

The bigger question, who will Mark dress up as?

Regina Spektor.

Be sure to send Charles pictures.

I think that would need to be posted for all to see

I suppose that's one way to try to get me to dislike Regina Spektor.

What if you found out s/he has an organ you weren't expecting?

Without going into specifics, it's hard to know whether I'd think it was a good surprise or a bad surprise.

Oddly, I'm dressing as Riff Raff for halloween this year.

Bren R.

Which one?

Riff Raff - Wikipedia

The handyman/hunchback.

I have to shave my goatee and head. I'm afraid.

Bren R.

I know what you mean. I've gotten attached to my goatee. Despite numerous threats to shave it off, it stays.

Well, THAT Sucked.

Despite all my experience with my listening room, that achieved a level of Suckage I've never experienced.

New Coke Suckage.

Current Administration Suckage.

Yugo Suckage.

Celine Dion trying to be sexy Suckage.

Idi Amin Suckage.

Dyson Suckage.

Bose hooked up with Monster Cable Suckage.

Hola! Don't knock Bose hooked up with Monster Cable. It is still the best way to increase they weight so they sink faster to the bottom of the lake.

I liked New Coke!

:::runs away crying:::

I like Jones Cola almost as much as Coke, but I feel better buying it because a) the company is David to Coke's Goliath, and b) it is made with real sugar.

Did Joyce have fun?

Yeah, she did.

But I'm not letting her forget (yet) that I didn't.

Now, you realize that in order for that strategy to work, she'd have to care about your feelings, right?

I was going to warn you about the sucky, suckage involved. If it's not a nostalgia thing for you, then it just plain sucks.

However, in the end, I felt it to be much more amusing to let you figure this out on your own.

However, I disagree with one thing though, nothing scares me more than the thought of someday being dragged to a Celine Dion concert.

Gee, thanks, Bud!

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And, in a related story, the man known only as the crazy American has once again been seen on the Island slashing tires on Jeeps. It's unknown what the man's motives are, but he's been seen in the area seven times over the last week slashing tires (only on Jeeps), drilling holes in Sea Kayaks, putting little silencing muzzles on Geese, and screaming at the top of his lungs: "Wait until may 4th, You Bastard! May 4th, It'll all be OVER!!".

OMG, I'm sitting here at my desk laughing my head off. People actually came to the door to find out what I was laughing at.

Well done Mark!!! Well Done!