This is a difficult flash game. All you have to do is control a runner's thighs and calves -- independently -- using the Q,W,O, and P keys.

I'm having a hilariously difficult time getting anywhere at all.

qw opqw op ppowqwq I've fallen and I can't get up.

8.1 meters. whoho

I'm laughing too. Good one. I've kept a tab open to try again when no one's here.

Only 1.9 meters in 30-40 seconds of trying so far. Mostly I fall down with a negative result.

wow this difficult

I wouldn't call it running, but my guy did 3.1 meters in the difficult splits/shuffle gait.

I've got negative yardage and back flips down pat!

Scott

Screw that! After 15 tries and my greatest distance is 3 meters (I got just as far going backwards too), I'm done.

Although, I bet if I just tried to run slowly since there is no clock, I'd do better. Bah. Now I've got to try again.

Didn't get across the line... what fun!

3.8 meters, but I just can't keep doing that.

5.4m but I looked like the Road Runner during one of those slo-mo parts where they put the pseudo-latin name under him.

Also, QWOP's pelvis would have shattered the way I had him "running"

Bren R.

17.2 metres. I really thought I could go all the way, but I somehow got of my stupid but effective cycle.

wow... how many hours did you play to get that far?

Less than 5 minutes, I think.

That's way too long Charles. Get a life. Or twin EP800, whichever comes first!

23.7 meters. Now I'm done.

You would puke a zoo if you knew how many hours I played Bejeweled 2.

*urp*


Hey, a zebra!

*urp* and two mountain lions...

Holy crap there's a hurdle at 50! (I've been playing too long.)

Jump, Peter, Jump!

Is that hurdle giving you menopause?

qwopopowq, not menopause.

My strategy has been to tap O to bring a foot back and then hit Q+P and then W+O in pairs. The hard part is keeping him leaning forward consistently.

I don't have a shot of the hurdle, but here I am at 45.5 meters.



I look/feel exhausted.

You ran 45.5 meters and posted 11000 times using only QWOP!

This is crazy hard.

Hey, what's with all this running talk??

We have to run to escape the people on wheels.