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Posted By: EFalardeau How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/19/09 01:53 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedica...45419306&sr=8-1

And this is sold through Amazon?????
See the "used" for 2500$
Posted By: Golden Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/19/09 02:01 PM
Haha, the reviews are priceless. Good find.
Posted By: CV Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/19/09 03:25 PM
Ha ha, yes, great reviews. I like that the first one shown is by John L., the model after our own JohnK.
Posted By: Murph Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/19/09 05:21 PM
The reviews are funny and I find it humorous that under the "people who bought this item, often buy...." list, the second item was the "Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt".

How better to show off to the ladies your extreme knowledge of making ones and zeros add up to even better sounding numbers through the the audiophile alchemy of combining copper and tin... than this little gem of the fashion world...

Posted By: EFalardeau Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/19/09 05:28 PM
And did you look at the "user" pictures for that T-shirt? You will see Steve Jobs, Barack Obama and few other personalities wearing it!
Posted By: terzaghi Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/19/09 05:38 PM
My favorite review:

After I took delivery of my $500 Denon AKDL1 Cat-5 uber-cable, Al Gore was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.

Yes, I had perfect weather: no flooding, no tornadoes, the exact amount of rain necessary, and he pronounced sea levels exactly right and that they were not going to rise within five miles of my house.

Additionally, my cars began achieving 200 mpg and I didn't even need gasoline. I was able to put three grams of cat litter into the tank and drive forever.

What's more, the atmosphere inside my home became 93% oxygen and virtually no carbon dioxide. In fact, I now exhale oxygen.

One heck of a cable.

Didn't notice any improvement in audio quality though.
I read that the Wolf Moon t-shirt sales actually went through the roof. Apparently the vendor was making a bunch of new sales but didn't appreciate the irony of it. Money is money...
Posted By: CV Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/19/09 06:39 PM
What country has the prettiest currency?
That depends. Do green-tinted old men turn you on?
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/20/09 12:51 AM
The wolf shirt comments are hilarious! \:D
Posted By: CV Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/20/09 02:34 AM
 Originally Posted By: danmagicman7
Do green-tinted old men turn you on?


They do, but not necessarily because of how they look.
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/20/09 02:50 AM
It's the minty mothball smell?
Posted By: JohnK Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/20/09 07:18 AM
And it isn't necessary to leave the realm of Amazon(forget MonoPrice)if you're looking for speaker cable or that milk you'll want while enjoying the great sound.
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/20/09 03:34 PM
I had no idea Amazon was home to such a colorful world of funny!

Oh, the pictures of the milk are great.
Posted By: medic8r Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/21/09 02:24 AM
This thread has certainly delivered the goods. Belly laughs in abundance!

I followed more links from the page, because I had remembered some kind of large sci-fi vehicle that got similarly awesome reviews. Behold, the Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Tank.

I also enjoyed the Uranium Ore and the Zubaz pants.

Wouldn't you know that every one of them links back to that 3 wolves t-shirt?!
Posted By: JohnK Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/21/09 02:50 AM
Yeah J.P., it isn't surprising that when we look at good stuff like the Denon and Audioquest cables that we're directed to other items of similar interest.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/21/09 12:22 PM
I didn't think anyone else would come across that, John. Very informative and it has helped me with my "problem". I was having a hard time walking around comfortably, but after reading that book it helped me realize that mobile sitting (as they call it in the book) is the only way to deal with a large hang down.

Sure it has its downsides, but I'll take them over a kink in my link any day.
Posted By: Murph Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/22/09 01:06 PM
That's funny Cam. On another upside, you probably don't need this product either.

The Nutbra
Prolly NSFW, but not really that bad.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 06/22/09 03:51 PM
That's hilarious Murph. You're right, thankfully I don't need LOL.
Posted By: CV Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 07/15/09 07:16 AM
 Originally Posted By: oldskoolboarder
I read that the Wolf Moon t-shirt sales actually went through the roof.


Hey, look at what's featured in this post on Marina Diamond's blog.
Posted By: Murph Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 07/15/09 11:54 AM
Although it doesn't specify, I'm willing to put money on the guy in the middle coming up with the "Let's all wear wolf shirts" concept.

While I know it's cruel and unfair, he has "I wear a wolf shirt because it expresses my uber coolness to the ladies..." (/potential to snap and become a serial killer) all over him.
Posted By: richeydog Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 07/15/09 05:40 PM
 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
I had no idea Amazon was home to such a colorful world of funny!


This item is still tops in my book... Weener Kleener Soap

Don't forget to add this to your collection...Inflatable Bondage Chair

Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 07/16/09 12:38 AM
I clicked on the Weener Kleener Soap, and I just could not stop myself from clicking on another product that showed up on the page.

Um, something called a. . .
Warning, Spoiler:

Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 07/16/09 02:31 AM
 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
I clicked on the Weener Kleener Soap, and I just could not stop myself from clicking on another product that showed up on the page.

Um, something called a. . .
Warning, Spoiler:



Oh, and you probably don't want to click the link at work. . . or if your kids are in the room. . .
Posted By: richeydog Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 07/16/09 05:53 AM
The last sentence is great:

"Now you can have fun when you pee, never expose yourself and go where the homeboys go!" \:D

Posted By: Murph Re: How many Denon owners bought this... - 07/16/09 07:32 PM
At first I went Ewwwwww, but I have actually seen similar devices designed for female sea kaykers. Although they lacked the "distinctive styling."
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