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Posted By: JohnK Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 05:02 AM
Well, it's now Tuesday in Cleveland, so Jack can begin celebrating(if he remembers, or if Ray somehow remembers and reminds him). Happy Birthday, Jack!
Posted By: Ken.C Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 05:28 AM
Happy birthday, Jack!

I doubt either of them will remember, though.
Posted By: CV Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 06:58 AM
Have a great birthday!
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 10:20 AM
I would think that all of Cleveland is celebrating! Happy Birthday, Jack!
Posted By: EFalardeau Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 11:13 AM
Happy Birthday!
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 11:45 AM
Happy birthday!
Posted By: medic8r Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 11:50 AM
Happy Birthday!
Posted By: FordPrefect Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 11:57 AM
Happy Birthday Jack!! I'll give you a call later.
Posted By: Zarak Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 12:36 PM
Happy birthday. I thought once you got to your age they stopped having birthdays. Can you really afford to get any older than you already are? \:\/
Posted By: davidsch Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 12:40 PM
Have a great birthday Jack!
Posted By: Adrian Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 02:41 PM
An old guy was talking to his neighbour about the hearing aid he just bought.

"It cost me a fortune, but it was worth it...it works perfectly!"

"Really", replied the neighbour, "What kind is it?"

"Ten Thirty"


\:D Have a wonderfull birthday Jack!!
Posted By: tomtuttle Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 04:21 PM
Jack, tell us the story about the day they invented dirt.

Happy Birthday, my friend. Cheers!
Posted By: PeterChenoweth Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 04:23 PM
Happy Birthday!
Posted By: DaveG Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 04:34 PM
Happy Birthday!
Posted By: Ajax Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 04:48 PM
Thanks, so much, guys. It's very flattering to be remembered. John, with all the birthdays you seem to remember, you must have one of the messiest calendars in the world. And to all you guys with the "age" jokes.........









Posted By: sonicfox Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 05:16 PM
Happy Birthday, Jack!!! \:\)
Posted By: jakewash Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 05:55 PM
Happy Birthday Jack, take the day off you deserve it, wait how is that different than any other day, oh well, enjoy your day to the best of your ability.
Posted By: onn Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 07:08 PM
Happy Birthday Jack!
Posted By: RickF Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 08:37 PM
 Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
Jack, tell us the story about the day they invented dirt.

Happy Birthday, my friend. Cheers!

I was hoping maybe Jack could tell us a little about the day Cleveland was founded ... curious minds, you know. \:D

Happy Birthday Jack! \:\)
Posted By: Ray3 Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 10:27 PM
I played golf this summer. Jack doesn't play but offered to caddy.

I accepted and asked how good his eyes were, since I would need him to watch the ball. He said he had the eyes of an eagle.

I hit a great drive off the first tee, turned to Jack and asked if he saw it. He got incensed and said "YES, dammit - I told you I have the eyes of an eagle"!

I asked where it went.

His response - "I forgot"

Happy B-Day old guy!
Posted By: pmbuko Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 10:56 PM
Jack, your pants keep falling down. Time to buy those old man suspenders. :P
Posted By: HomeDad Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/01/09 11:05 PM
Happy birthday, Jack!
Posted By: Zarak Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/02/09 12:41 AM
 Originally Posted By: Ray3
I played golf this summer. Jack doesn't play but offered to caddy.

I accepted and asked how good his eyes were, since I would need him to watch the ball. He said he had the eyes of an eagle.

I hit a great drive off the first tee, turned to Jack and asked if he saw it. He got incensed and said "YES, dammit - I told you I have the eyes of an eagle"!

I asked where it went.

His response - "I forgot"

Happy B-Day old guy!


Nice Ray. That was my favorite of the bunch! I guess you're so old now that you can't see the ball yourself!
Posted By: Ajax Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/02/09 03:21 AM
Thanks guys. All your thoughts are appreciated (except Ray's, of course \:D )
Posted By: SirQuack Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/02/09 04:44 AM
Happy B'day Jack...
Posted By: Rock_Head Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/02/09 08:15 PM
Happy Belated Birthday Jack! \:\)
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/03/09 05:25 AM
Happy Birthday, Jack!!

We miss your presence here. Hang out with us more often, will ya?
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/03/09 12:36 PM
And give us Presence.
Posted By: Ajax Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/03/09 08:43 PM
 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
Happy Birthday, Jack!!

We miss your presence here. Hang out with us more often, will ya?
Thank you, Sean. Very kind of you to say that. Actually, I check in just about every day. I don't really have that much to say and am just am so damned busy with TCA that I don't post much, but I'm lurking and enjoy following the fun. This is still a great place.
Posted By: Ajax Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/03/09 08:43 PM
 Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
And give us Presence.

Only if you give me presents.
Posted By: Adrian Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/03/09 08:45 PM
We can give you peasants.
Posted By: pmbuko Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/03/09 10:38 PM
Don't pirates come from Presence?
Posted By: Ajax Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/04/09 03:25 AM
 Originally Posted By: Adrian
We can give you peasants.

I'll settle for pheasants.
Posted By: Adrian Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/04/09 03:52 AM
You'll have to settle for us pissants.
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: Birthday for Ajax - 12/04/09 11:31 AM
Good One, Ultraman Buddy!
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