Pandora is playing lots of Regina Spektor this morning.

Charles, how is it that you infiltrate so many aspects of my life?

If I had my laptop with me in California, I'd be photoshopping Charles' head popping out of the toilet in your bathroom.

"We're gonna need a bigger plunger."

Hey, YOU boned ME! At least you did it in PM where no one can see.

Also, put in a good word with Regina for me.

Hey, hey, take it back to the PMs. I won't ask if you won't tell.

I figured "boned" must mean something to these kids these days other than what it means to me.

If we're all on the same page regarding the definition, I swear I've never even MET the guy!

I was only referring to Buddy's Christmas tree, I swear!

Also, speaking of Regina:

"It messes with my brain parts"

When Regina sings, I visualize the woman every man wants.

Sorry CV, but Dan you can mark me off of that list.

You don't even know what he's visualizing! It could be one of those alien babes.

...not her.