100% of single women btw ages 25-35 own cats

They're evil, I tell you! Watch the video if you're confused.

Maybe that's why it's still just me and the cat.

Good one.

Continuing on the cat theme:

Cats, with thumbs

So that's why I'm allergic to women.

P.S. I lost it at 1:24. That was hilarious.

You know you're going to click this. You just can't help yourself.