I usually get cuckoo when I hear that. After last evening's tornadoes, I gotta say, "That stuff never happens here."

If I'm going to be living in the Midwest without moving, I want my mortgage to drop by 50%.

And I guess I should due a preparedness training class for boredom, too!

What's next-----a crystal epidemic and Dew mouth?

That was pretty crazy news, Bob. I trust everyone and everything is okay?

Bob, click your flip flops 3 times and repeat..."There's no place like home".

I was waiting for an FOD joke, since you guys can be so original.

I only wear flip-flops when I have time to color my nails.

It took me a second to remember: FOD = Friend of Dorothy.

I kept thinking it was a variant of FO&D.