I almost forgot until I cleaned out my mailbox and saw two birthday notices. My internet (un)birthday is January 1. Most sites are good enough to allow me to post my (un)birth year as well, 1901. Damn I feel good for 111.

Which sites that you visit require you to provide verification of age?

Happy 111th!

Fred, it's GREAT that you feel that well for 111, 'cause you sure look pretty crappy for 56!

Happy unBirthday, and thousands more!

At 111 I think those sites will ban me for fear of heart stoppage, or other major organ failure.

Bob. Thanks my friend, I always count on you to cheer me up.

Fred, I would repatriate to Canada if only in exchange for your hair.

I didn't know I was supposed to cheer you up. You shoulda said something first.